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		<title>Journal 5</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elizabeth Harvey Journal 5      Having to get out of bed and walk into the kitchen to answer the phone at midnight is not my idea of fun, especially when I have to get up at six. Irritated I answered &#8230; <a href="http://beachbum92.umwblogs.org/2011/12/03/journal-5/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="right">Elizabeth Harvey</p>
<p align="center">Journal 5</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;" align="center">     Having to get out of bed and walk into the kitchen to answer the phone at midnight is not my idea of fun, especially when I have to get up at six. Irritated I answered the phone and a man says in a stern voice “Is this Catherine Smith?”</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;" align="center">     “Yes,” I said more wide awake.</p>
<p>     “This is police Officer Carter and I am very sorry Ms. Smith, but your boyfriend was in a car accident. A drunk driver crossed the yellow lines and hit his car head on. He is on his way to Green Valley General Hospital because he received some major injuries. When the paramedics saw the condition he was in they said they weren’t sure if he would last till morning. Would you like me to send a police officer to your place so you can arrive to the hospital safely?”</p>
<p>“Yes. I will be ready in five minutes and my address is 4357 Kings Lane,” I respond with tears starting to fill my eyes.</p>
<p>“Okay, Officer Johnson is on his way to your house now,” replied Officer Carter. Itoss the phone on the counter, quickly put on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, and throw my hair into a ponytail. By the time I grab my purse there is a knock on the door. I answer the door and see Officer Johnson standing there. We run to the car, jump in, and Officer Johnson takes off down the road like a<br />
racehorse coming out of the gate. We reach the hospital in record time because<br />
he turned the sirens on, but I still hop out of the car before Officer Johnson<br />
has a chance to place it in park. and I run through the doors to the ER, tears<br />
still streaming down my face.</p>
<p>A nurse comes from behind the counter, slips her arm around me, and asks in a soothing voice “What can I do for you, honey?”</p>
<p>“My boyfriend, Alex Brown, got in a car accident and I need to see him,” I say<br />
while trying to not choke on my tears.</p>
<p>“Okay, he just arrived and is in room 104. Let me walk with you there.” I run to room 104, while the nurse and the Officer Johnson try to catch up with me. And then I saw him: eyes closed, his body was bruised and cut, and he was wearing white gauze wrapped around his head. I walked into the room, took his hand and gently placed it in mine. I rubbed it with my fingers, praying to God that he will not die. After a few minutes, Alex opened his eyes. A small smile comes to my face and glimmer of hope is lit inside of me.</p>
<p>He stared directly into my eyes and said “I will love you forever, Catherine.” His eyes then slowly slid shut; my glimmer of hope became snuffed out like a candle because what I had dreaded had come true. Alex was gone.</p>
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		<title>Journal 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 02:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="right"><span style="color: #000000;">Elizabeth Harvey</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;" align="right"><span style="color: #000000;">Journal 2 </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">Prompt: Trapped in an elevator, alone, with a person you would walk across the street to avoid. Write a narrative dialogue.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">Normally I don’t take elevators because I hate it when they bounce before reaching their destination. But, since I am going to the 19</span><sup><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; color: #000000; font-size: small;">th</span></sup><span style="color: #000000;">floor, I will take one. My hand trembling, I call the elevator down to the ground floor and anxiously wait for it. The golden doors open wide and I step inside wishing that the doors wouldn’t take so long to close. When they’re finally closing, a purse stops the action. Why is it so important for this person to get on this elevator?!? Once the person steps on the elevator and I meet their eyes, I realize why. </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">“Elizabeth,” the woman pushes the button for the 21</span><sup><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; color: #000000; font-size: small;">th</span></sup><span style="color: #000000;">floor and looks at me with that fake twinkle in her eyes.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">“Aly,” I say with as much excitement as a person can have when they learn they have to clean the bathroom.<span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">  </span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">“It has been a long time since I have seen you. Why didn’t we stay in touch with each other through college?” The doors begin to close again and I sigh, with relief knowing that we will be moving and with trepidation because it’s going to be a long journey up with Miss Princess. </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">“Yeah, it has been a long time. I guess we were both really busy.” I state matter-of-factly and truth be told I was pretty busy during college. But man, I would have really liked to tell her that she made the last few months of my senior year of high school miserable. Instead, I wised up and decided she wasn’t worth the effort.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="color: #000000;">“That’s true, I was super busy! School and social life took up a lot of my time. How did school turn out for you?” </span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">“It went well. I had a great time, but I’m still on the hunt for a job.” I hate it when people ask me that because I want to be able to say that I am now working. I look up to check our upward progress and realize we’re only at the 10</span><sup><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; color: #000000; font-size: small;">th</span></sup><span style="color: #000000;">floor.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">“You know what, let me do you a favor because I have a job at this great middle school and I know some English teachers who will be retiring in the spring. Maybe I can put in a good word for you?”</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">“You want to do me a favor&#8211;after the way you treated me in high school!”</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">“What did I do?” Aly asks, looking like the sweet, innocent girl she was so good at portraying.<span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">  </span>I look up at the floor numbers and realize we are still at the 10</span><sup><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; color: #000000; font-size: small;">th</span></sup><span style="color: #000000;">floor.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">“You have got to be kidding me!” I yell, specifically at the elevator.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">“What? Tell me what I did because I honestly don’t know.”</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">“Wait, did you just say you don’t know what you did to me?! Let me tell you, a few months before prom I emailed the whole group saying we should get together beforehand. You said it would be a great idea and then when it was time to commit to plans, you announced you already had other plans, which you made before my email. It really didn’t bother me that you had plans, but the thing that annoyed me the most was the fact that you couldn’t tell me the truth when you had made them!” DING! “Well, would you look at that &#8211; perfect timing &#8211; I have reached my destination and I have let you know what has been bothering me all these years!” I step off the elevator, turn around, and slowly watch the doors shut on Aly’s bewildered face.<span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">  </span></span></p>
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		<title>Oh, Customers!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Elizabeth Harvey Journal 1 Prompt: Time to rant, rave, and foam at the mouth: the piece of mind you would like to give that old so-and-so.      When I am home on Christmas break and over the summer I work &#8230; <a href="http://beachbum92.umwblogs.org/2011/10/27/oh-customers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <span style="color: #000000;">Elizabeth Harvey</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">Journal 1</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">Prompt: Time to rant, rave, and foam at the mouth: the piece of mind you would like to give that old so-and-so.<br />
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<p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="color: #000000;">     When I am home on Christmas break and over the summer I work at an ice cream shop. It is an extremely fun job, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes the customers can get on my last nerve. I come home and tell my parents stories about customers and they say “This is why you are going to college”. I now know that I could never work full time in retail! <br />
</span></span><span style="color: #000000;">     I get some really dumb questions from customers. One of my favorites usually happens when I go in at 9:00 AM to open. I usually get the call from the customer about whether we are open or not. The conversation usually goes like this:<br />
</span><span style="color: #000000;">Me: “Hello, Hoffman’s. How can I help you?”<br />
</span><span style="color: #000000;">Customer: “Hi, I was just calling to see if you were open.”<br />
</span><span style="color: #000000;">Me: “Yes we are.” [<span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><em>No, I was standing outside in the parking lot, heard the phone ring, broke the window, climbed through, and answered the phone just to tell you that they were closed.</em>]<br />
</span></span><span style="color: #000000;">Customer: “Well, thank you. Bye.”<br />
</span><span style="color: #000000;">Me: “You’re welcome and have a good day!”<br />
</span><span style="color: #000000;">Sometimes I just wish people would think before they spoke or asked another question so they seemed intelligent. Along with asking if we were open, they could ask “Do you have pumpkin ice cream yet?” because then they would be acting like they wanted to know some other information besides our hours.<br />
     </span><span style="color: #000000;">Another thing customers do that annoys me is that they think we can read their minds. I wish I could be that good, but I am not. Sorry! If a customer orders a milkshake, we will make it with vanilla ice cream unless they tell us otherwise. People usually tell me when they want something other than vanilla ice cream, but I am not sure what it is about strawberry milkshakes, because people do not speak up! When I first started working there a customer would order a strawberry milkshake and I would add the strawberry syrup, milk, and vanilla ice cream to the cup. After mixing it, I would hand it back to them, ask if they wanted anything else, and they would turn to me and say “Is this made with strawberry ice cream?” Politely, I would say “No” and they, acting shocked that I didn’t know that they actually wanted it made with strawberry ice cream, would ask for it that way. Being as polite as I could be, I would take it back, putting it in the freezer. Then I would make the infamous milkshake that they had always wanted and had not informed me about. Now after working there for three years, I know that when somebody wants a strawberry milkshake, I should ask: “Do you want it made with strawberry ice cream, vanilla ice cream with strawberry syrup, or strawberry ice cream with strawberry syrup?” and the correct milkshake always gets made.<br />
     </span><span style="color: #000000;">Sometimes I wish I did not have to deal with these and many other oblivious customers, but I have learned many things from them. They have helped me learn patience, politeness, and how people in retail feel. Now when I go into stores, I am nice to clerks,</span><span style="color: #000000;"> having been in their position. Also they have supplied me with a topic for my journal and I always have funny stories to tell to people about work!</span></p>
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		<title>A School Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 00:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The light wind is blowing across my cheeks with sunshine shining down on me brightly.  Birds taking off and flying south for weeks, while walking, I pull my pink coat tightly. Arriving at school, I climb concrete stairs to open &#8230; <a href="http://beachbum92.umwblogs.org/2011/09/28/a-school-day/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The light wind is blowing across my cheeks<br />
with sunshine shining down on me brightly. <br />
Birds taking off and flying south for weeks,<br />
while walking, I pull my pink coat tightly.<br />
Arriving at school, I climb concrete stairs<br />
to open the big white doors and the heat<br />
hits me in the face. People talk and stare<br />
at me. I walk to the office and meet<br />
the principal and the main office staff.<br />
Say hello, check my mail, walk to my room.<br />
This is my routine: hearing children laugh,<br />
teaching them English, and watching them bloom<br />
into young adults. My job is lots of<br />
fun and I would not change it no matter<br />
what. Through my job I want to spread some love<br />
and inspire intelligent chatter.</p>
<p>By: Elizabeth Harvey</p>
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		<title>Oh, Honey!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 23:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we go again! Making me eat the sticky, sweet substance, honey. I know I am supposed to love this crap, but in reality I despise it! I would rather roast my “friend” Piglet over an open fire. Can’t you &#8230; <a href="http://beachbum92.umwblogs.org/2011/09/19/oh-honey/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here we go again!<br />
Making me eat the sticky,<br />
sweet substance,<br />
honey.<br />
I know I am supposed to love this crap,<br />
but in reality I despise it!<br />
I would rather roast my “friend”<br />
Piglet over an open fire.<br />
Can’t you just imagine<br />
little Piglet all scared!<br />
Screaming out loud<br />
for someone to save him<br />
from the open flames.<br />
But man,<br />
would he make a great<br />
pork bar-b-que sandwich!<br />
Cook him till he<br />
falls off the bone,<br />
slather on the sauce,<br />
and what the heck…<br />
steal some of Rabbit’s<br />
perfectly grown yellow corn<br />
to make some cornbread!</p>
<p>I know people want to cuddle with me,<br />
but really I am<br />
not that lovable.<br />
I am an evil,<br />
devious,<br />
stealing bear.<br />
That will bite your head off<br />
if you try to give me honey!</p>
<p>By Elizabeth Harvey</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 03:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Grammy is not any ordinary grandmother, she is the Grammy who first fed me sugar cookies.   Grammy and my mom sitting in her living room around the fake Christmas tree watching me toddle my way across the room &#8230; <a href="http://beachbum92.umwblogs.org/2011/09/11/grammy/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My Grammy is not any ordinary grandmother,<br />
she is the Grammy who first fed me sugar cookies.</p>
<p> <br />
Grammy and my mom sitting in her living room around the fake Christmas tree<br />
watching me toddle my way across the room<br />
step<br />
by<br />
step.<br />
They -<br />
talking in words I did not yet understand,<br />
me -<br />
dressed in light pink overalls and a white ruffle top underneath<br />
staring up at Grammy’s fake Christmas tree<br />
admiring the variety of wooden ornaments from afar.<br />
A red toy soldier,<br />
one of the three kings dressed in a green robe,<br />
Santa Claus with a pack full of presents,<br />
and a snowman who looked like Frosty.<br />
All hand crafted by my Grandfather, long gone.</p>
<p> <br />
Later they set out a plate full of sugar cookies.<br />
Me who had inherited the family gene for a love of cookies wanders over.<br />
Grammy picks me up with her soft but old hands,<br />
sits me in her lap,<br />
and looks at me as<br />
I look up at her white puffy hair<br />
that is always stiff with hairspray.<br />
She decides to feed me sugar cookies<br />
so she picks up a Santa Claus shaped cookie and breaks<br />
it apart into small pieces so I am able to eat it.<br />
She brings the cookie near my mouth and<br />
when her hand gets closer I open wide.<br />
I eat that thin,<br />
crispy,<br />
crunchy,<br />
colorful,<br />
sweet deliciousness of a cookie.<br />
As soon as I swallow my eyes light up because<br />
I have just discovered the best cookie on earth.<br />
I immediately want more so<br />
I open my mouth repeatedly and<br />
each time Grammy feeds me.</p>
<p> <br />
Every year since then my family has baked sugar cookies for Christmas<br />
and I remember Grammy.<br />
Grammy introduced me to the world of sugar cookies.<br />
But even when she became hard of hearing,<br />
her mind began to wander off and<br />
she did not act like my Grammy, but<br />
I loved her still the same<br />
because<br />
I always remembered how she fed me my first sugar,<br />
taught me how to roll the cookie dough and<br />
how to place the cookie cutters on the dough when we all baked sugar cookies together.     </p>
<p>By Elizabeth Harvey</p>
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